A tak som sa z nedostatočne premysleného popudu rozhodla zverejniť vám svoje nereálne myšlienkové pochody, ktoré ostanú navždy ukryté vo vodách internetu a môjho zápisníka. Nie je to smiešne. Tiež nepredstieram, že je moja angličtina fenomenálna.
E: She's working on her PHD. That's why.
A: So? You have two of 'em.
E: Love, she's a lawyer. Lawyers have kind of... natural respect, people are afraid of 'em cos of their intelligence and charisma. It's a simple truth that all you need to be is a good liar. But when you say you have an PHD from art history and forensic psychology people go like 'What is this fuckery, what is that good for'. And then I'm like Oh you know... making the world more pretty and people less awkward. What is this against fucking someone's brain up so you can let another psychopat walk on the earth.
DJ: So they really did not have an idea?
E: No idea.
K: But they're laughin, they're laughin. It's all right, they're laguhin.
E: Parker, did you stoned your chops off again?
DJ: Haha, but the fans seem to like it.
E: Cos they're not our fans, they're MGMT fans, pretending they have a good time.
DJ: Oh, come on. People, how many are you here just because of this guys?
E: Aaaaawh.
DJ: You just seriously went like aaawwh?
S: They call you... The Connector.
E: I know Simon, I mean not as I'm linked to this community all the time, right?
S: And how's the R x I connection story? Does it include sex?
E: Well, if you're gay.
S: Go on!
E: ...
S: What? What is wrong with you, are you mad of me now?
E: You just ruined my homofobic joke.
S: Ah, see, you have the audience back now.
E: Do I? Good. But how about you? How's you boyfriend then, tell us.
S: He's fine, thank you.
S: ...
E: Do you hate me now?
S: Apparently.
I: And he recently moved into the same building as you. How did this happen?
E: Oh, I dunno. He probably realised he has enough money to pay his old rent next 120 years.
I: Have you met him before?
E: Actually I didn't. But I'm a great fan of his and first time I met him I was taking the rubbish out and he walked against me up stairs and was like 'Oh, hai I'm your new neighbour'. I just went like *jaw dropped*, shed the bin bag right where I stood and found myself on tumblr. making my followers jealous.


Ahoj, na layfor, ani tu som sa nedozvedela, či robíš designy na objednávku, nenašla som na Teba konakt (FB, email, icq-nič iné nemám :D ) tak sa Ťa pýtam tu :)(?) Budem rada, ak mi odpovieš:) Vyjadrila by som sa k článku, ale keďže neviem tak dobre po anglicky, tak nemám čo k nemu povedať :)